The Empire of The Federated States of Germania is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 602 million Germanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 83.4 trillion Ruhrmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,533 Ruhrmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is banned, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federated States of Germania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Federated States of Germania is ranked 249,755^th in the world and 1,216^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.